Souvenir #78
"WHITE TEMPLAR"
These are Feminized Photoperiod seeds.
These are from Greenpoint Seeds.
Filial Generation: F1 Photoperiod
Flowering Time: 63 Days
Flavors: Lemon Frosted Pound Cake
Height: Average
Yield: Above Average
Effects: Happy -> Euphoric -> Relaxed
THC: 18-24%
CBD: 1-2%
"White Templar' fuses 'Haley’s Comet' (bag seed found in the Piff) with 'Animal Cookies' to create a resin-heavy, OG-dominant poly-hybrid finishing in about 63 days. Expect dense, frosty colas and an intensely loud lemon-frosted pound cake aroma tailored for serious collectors and extractors."
If you know, you know. Haley’s Comet is a legendary cut of the NYC “Piff” or “Uptown Haze” (Frankie/Church) that dominated Washington Heights in the early 2000s. It smells like frankincense, cat piss, and old wood.
By crossing this unruly, long-flowering Sativa with the structure-reinforcing Animal Cookies, we aim to reduce flowering time while adding the density and resin rails of the Cookies lineage. This is an attempt to capture the soaring, racy high of the I-95 corridor Hazes without the 14-week wait.
Deep Dive: The Cult of “Piff”
We need to pause and respect the history here. “Piff,” “Church,” “Frankie,” “Uptown Haze.” These are names for a specific phenotype of Northern Lights #5 x Haze (or possibly a Cuban Black Haze) that dominated New York City in the late 90s and early 2000s. If you were buying weed in Washington Heights or cruising the I-95 corridor to Boston during that era, you know the smell. It is unmistakable. It smells like frankincense, cat piss, basement dampness, and old wood.
The 'Haley’s Comet' cut is a specific “bagseed” variety found in Massachusetts/NYC that carries that legendary profile. It is a Sativa that refuses to be tamed. It stretches 3-4x in flower, takes 11-14 weeks to finish, and grows wispy, airy foxtails. It is not a commercial plant. It is a labor of love.
The Breeding Logic: Taming the Dragon:
Why cross this wild, unmanageable Sativa with Animal Cookies?
Flowering Time Reduction: The Piff cut can push 100 days in flower. The Animal Cookies is a 9-10 week strain. The breeding goal is to pull the Piff flowering time down to a manageable 10-11 weeks.
Density Improvement: Piff is notorious for “larch”—loose, airy buds. The Animal Cookies imparts the “Golf Ball” density, tightening up the Haze structure so it weighs heavy on the scale.
Potency Modulation: While Piff is cerebral and racy, Animal Cookies adds a body-numbing narcotic effect. The hope is a “Speedball” effect—mental energy grounded by physical relaxation.
This cross is an F1 hybrid of two diametrically opposed gene pools (WLD Indica vs. NLD Sativa). You will see variation.
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